[A bar with wood-paneled walls and a tall window. Edward, the pirate Blackbeard, lit fuses smoking under his hat, and Carl the sasquatch, in a pink shirt and blue tie with a leafy branch in his fur, sit at the bar with mugs of beer. Pepé the parrot stands on the bar between them.]

Edward: Aarrr... I doesn't understand women, Carl.

Carl: No man does. Just accept it.

Edward: But Joan decides everything in our house!

[Carl takes a drink.]

Carl: Yep. Just accept it.

[Edward raises a finger.]

Edward: Avast! I be fed up! Tonight I stand me ground!

[Carl glares at him.]

Carl: Dude! I spent half my life naked in the woods and even I know that's a bad idea.