[The stands at a baseball game, fans in the rows behind. A hot dog vendor in a blue cap with a C, a tray of hot dogs hanging in front of him, stands next to Edward, the pirate Blackbeard, lit fuses smoking under his hat. Edward wears a Cubs shirt. Pepé the parrot is beside Edward, and Carl the sasquatch, in a pink shirt and blue tie with a leafy branch in his fur, holds a cup of beer.]

Vendor: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs!

[Edward holds up two fingers.]

Edward: Aaarr! I be needin' two dogs!

Vendor: Uh... you already have Cracker Jack, peanuts and beer. I don't think you need any hot dogs.

[Edward scowls at the vendor.]

Edward: I don't think this swab understands baseball at all.